SpacemanSpiff616: just in case I contract whatever leprosy or other disease infect them
Vagabond Dancer: Yay leprosy
SpacemanSpiff616: yeah leprosy is the sexiest
SpacemanSpiff616: what better way to express your love for a person than to offer a piece of yourself to them
Vagabond Dancer: I really don't know
SpacemanSpiff616: yeah leper colonies must love valentine's day
SpacemanSpiff616: it must be some frankensteinish nightmare
Vagabond Dancer: I bet no one looks the same anymore
Vagabond Dancer: well, unless they have a good relationship
SpacemanSpiff616: I'd try and steal new arms
Vagabond Dancer: yea, fuck stealin' hearts
SpacemanSpiff616: I can do that any other day with my four arms
SpacemanSpiff616: rawr
Vagabond Dancer: ooh sexy
Vagabond Dancer: you know how the ladies like it
SpacemanSpiff616: hey baby I got extra attacks
Vagabond Dancer: that's two times the trash you can take out to the garbage
SpacemanSpiff616: and you see chores
Vagabond Dancer: yea, after you take out the trash
SpacemanSpiff616: I am trying to bring home the gold and xp
Vagabond Dancer: you can do both
SpacemanSpiff616: after a hard day of adventuring
SpacemanSpiff616: all I want is to just watch my programs
Vagabond Dancer: I can't just be a guardian of the home all day
SpacemanSpiff616: I got these implants for you and you just use me ;(
Vagabond Dancer: I've been here for 1500 years
Vagabond Dancer: How can I use you, you're either off 'adventuring' with that blonde, last-of-her-race priestess!
Vagabond Dancer: I mean seriously, atleast I've got depth
Vagabond Dancer: I HAVE FULL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IF YOU WOULD JUST PAY ATTENTION TO ME
SpacemanSpiff616: LOOK IT'S BECAUSE YOUR SPELL PICKS ARE HORRIBLE OKAY
Vagabond Dancer: Put me in your party every now and again, atleast keep me at an even level with you!
Vagabond Dancer: WHAT!?!?
SpacemanSpiff616: JUST BECAUSE I HAVE EVASION DOES NOT MEAN I LIKE BEING THE CENTER OF YOUR FIREBALL
Vagabond Dancer: I didn't hear you complaining when you were telling me how you need diversity in your party, and that I should join you at the inn
Vagabond Dancer: WHAT ABOUT THAT!?
SpacemanSpiff616: well I didn't know that I would be bringing someone that put GREASE instead of MAGIC MISSILE
SpacemanSpiff616: WHO DOES HTAT
SpacemanSpiff616: OH RIGHT YOU
Vagabond Dancer: I can't help what I was born with! It's who I am!
SpacemanSpiff616: YOU WEREN'T BORN WITH A SPELLBOOK
Vagabond Dancer: You should have thought about what I would become a few dozen levels down the road when you asked me to join your party!
Vagabond Dancer: I...I...
Vagabond Dancer: OH MY GOD YOUR IMPOSSIBLE!
Vagabond Dancer: ack, you're
SpacemanSpiff616: Int -1
Vagabond Dancer: now this is gettin' too serious ^ ^;
Vagabond Dancer: hahahhaa
Vagabond Dancer: HA!
Vagabond Dancer: Can I roll a saving throw?
SpacemanSpiff616: no you failed your skill check
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